Welcome back! A few more jokes...
The archbishop was sitting in his study, figuring a crossword puzzle. His colleague asked, "How are you doing?"
"Well," answered the archbishop, "I've almost finished it, but I'm stuck with just one word. What's a four-letter
word meaning 'a female' and ending in u-n-t?"
"Why," came the answer, "the word is 'aunt.'"
Oh yes, that's right!" replied the archbishop, "Lend me your eraser."
Fact: people who smile more live longer!